The Panto Mash Up - A Filthy Adult Panto

The ultimate filthy adult panto

In the Kingdom of Arsehole, ruled by King Knobalot and his good lady Queen Fanny Flaps — who keep the court lively and very well‑acquainted! Their heir? Prince Charmless — handsome enough, but lazy, daft, and only ever chasing two things…

When Blow Wight arrives fresh from the woods, dodging wicked spells and even ruder remarks, expect rhymes with double‑meanings, old‑style cheek, and jokes far too spicy for the kids. Knobalot’s always “busy”, Fanny knows every trick in the royal book, and Charmless would rather snog than save the day — until the fun really kicks off!

Strictly 18+ — saucy, silly, rude & unashamedly panto‑naughty